Curse

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 07, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33

*bring in army of small robots*
*armed each of them with c4*
*sips beer.. and turn the robots loose*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 07, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52

Programs the 3 laws of robotics into the robots

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come into harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law

*orders the robots to get me a beer forcing them into a dliema, because if they get me a beer, people (or themsleves ) will get hurt. Watches as they malfunction and shut down*

metalicagrl · Sep 08, 2006, 12:16 AM // 00:16

poor robots

wtf did they ever do to you!!!!?????

*angerly sips beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 08, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18

*bring more robots to the bar*
*program one so that it will bring metalicagrl foods*
*sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 08, 2006, 12:25 AM // 00:25

*thanks the robot and sir*

*brings some beer to sir and gives him $30*

chocolate?????

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 08, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29

I like Chocolate!

*program robots to make chocolate cake*
*put holes into the floor with shotgun*
*sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 08, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31

*wonders.....where can i get one of those robots*
*sips beer in curiosity*

*hands sir an even better shotgun*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35

*drinks coffee*

*looks around the messy bar*

*concludes i've missed more action while sleeping*

goddamit.

*drinks more coffee*

*hic*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 02:46 AM // 02:46

*Blinks, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Creats near absolute zero tempertures, via a nuclear vortex, In accordance with the prophecy...*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 08, 2006, 02:49 AM // 02:49

*Destroys nuclear vortex, NOT in accodance to the prophecy*

*Sips beer in satisfaction*

I win

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 02:50 AM // 02:50

guess i may as well have a beer since it's after 12pm already.

*grabs a beer*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 08, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

*sips beer*

*wants to kill the prophecy*
*makes out plans to kill the prophecy

*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 08, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55

"EVERYONE! The prophecy is false! Look!"

*Sits down, NOT in accordance to the prophecy*

"See?!"

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55

*whispers to metgrl* the prophecy will consume itself very soon...

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

*Creates another nuclear vortex.*

Technicly, a nuclear vortex cannot be destroyed. The near absolute zero coldness in the core is causes nearly all molecular action to cease.

But they last only a few seconds.

The prophecy is invunerable. It's in an area that is absolute zero.

metalicagrl · Sep 08, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01

well i'm an area thats -1.

beat that you stupid prophecy!!!

oh yeah, that's right, the prophecy sux.

*sips beer*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

*Laughes at Metalica, because there is nothing below absolute zero.*

extra bacon · Sep 08, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05

yes there is ...

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 08, 2006, 03:06 AM // 03:06

*laughs at ret*

absolute -1!!!!!

*agrees with bacon*

Retribution X · Sep 08, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07

*Thinks Bacon should stop drinking, because he is very drunk, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Laughes, because Metalica killed himself/herself, because Molecular action ceased, In accordance with the prophecy...*